waiter-sama:
askreginaldshair:
waiter-sama started following askreginaldshair
Oh?
And who might you be?
“I’m just a man looking to serve people, whether they be human or…hair, seemingly. Do you need anything? What might hair eat?”
…Do I look like I have a mouth to you? (And as a matter of fact, we don’t eat, no. I don’t even have anything you humans would consider taste buds.)
Can I ask you something, waiter sir?
My network of contacts has informed me that there is a tumblr prom this weekend. Ooh, how exciting~
Would anyone care to be this hair’s date? *flutters eyelashes moustache-feathers*
waiter-sama started following askreginaldshair
Oh?
And who might you be?
So why are you so sassy if Shark's so boring?
Anonymous
His sass.
I ate it.
have a hair-butt touch *touches top of hair*
Anonymous
*purrs*
…
What? Don’t look at me like that. Unlike someone, I like my butt touches thanks.
That little tension gauge quivers, having no idea how to respond to that.
Stupid GIFs? Why would I invest in that?
Y-you mean you d-don’t like me, L-Lucius-senpai?
*uncurls* Split ends? But that's how I show my emotions.
Oh.
Well then, you have a problem, good sir. Have you tried investing in stupid gifs by muns who need better things to do in their lives?
The boy's (underdeveloped) tension gauge curls (or well tries to) in confusion after sensing Shark's hair, which seems to be alive as well.
I— Excuse me?!
No, no, no, hair! Don’t curl like that, you’ll get split ends!
Nobody’s asking me any questions~! :( I’m good company, honest!
…N-N-Not to sound like a w-whiny hair or anything, b-baka!
